Thinking the strangest sex toy you can think of? A Captain America-themed butt plug? A pink riding crop with way too many feathers? There are a ton of pleasure toys out there that seem a little weird that folks might shy away from.
Regardless of what kind of adult toy popped into your head, we bet the Balldo can top it!
So what exactly is the Balldo? Apparently, it’s a device folks with a penis can put over their balls that they can actually have sex with. Sounds nuts, right?
The contraption is supposed to help you achieve something called a “ballgasm”, a totally different kind of orgasm that sounds like it’s more in your mind than anything.
Okay, so we totally paraphrased Jerry Davies, the CEO of Nadgerz Inc. and inventor of the Balldo. What he really said was that “It’s this really heavy, deep orgasm that takes a long time to crescendo. Speaking almost like you are trying to figure out where the hell this sensation is coming from. It still results in an ejaculation from the penis, but unlike sex with a penis, I think a stronger psychological stimulation. “
Regardless of what your opinion on the Balldo is, it is a totally new kind of sex toy on the market. Whether it has any staying power remains to be seen.
Here are a few great Balldo jokes we found around the internet (and some we made up ourselves too):
For all of us who grew up reading Where’s Waldo, this joke’s just wrong on so many levels!
Science has gone too far.
To quote Ian Malcom from Jurassic park, “Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they stopped to think if they should. ” I’m right on the money about these jokes!
If you believed figure out what to do with the first one, how do you think clear handle two?
It seems kind of weird to need a second penis when one should be good enough, right?
This is some ball-derdash.
We always love a good pun! Arriving when it takes the form of ball jokes.
Was considering Balldo a character in Lord of the ringsThe
What did Bilbo ever do to you?
Baldo: for when balls deep solid deep enough.
Okay, this one might be a bit crude but it’s pretty apt. Can’ve get more balls deep than using your actual balls for sex!
When I said balls deep, this happened what I had in mind.
When we first heard about the Balldo, we were really confused until we read more about it. Frankly, confused still a little confused, but to each their own!
For when one dick was enough!
Apparently one perceived enough to get the job done sometimes.
Just one more thing for him to cock up!
Another day, another pun, and regarding nothing wrong with that!
Looks like a bunch of b *******!
This joke is pretty self explanatory.
Balldo, Waldo’s brother who they were talk about.
Everyone has a person in their family where the less said about them the better. Baldo is the one in his family.
Do he got that Balldo? He do!
Okay, so maybe this improved a stretch, but please just go with it.
The Legend of Balldo.
Another instance of jokes ruining a childhood favorite, but we believed resist.
For when just playing with his balls
Sometimes you just need to try something new and adventurous in the bedroom.
This stuff is nuts.
We considered resist at least one more ball pun before the article ends.
Do I even want to know?
No, you really, really!