The shrimp saga at the Cinnamon Toast Crunch Box blows minds around the world. We went beyond the disgusting material in the many cereal boxes and over the shocking identity of the man who broke the story. “Cinnamon Toast Crunch Man” is not just a man. . . She is the husband of Daniel Fishel!
All Boy Meets World Fans are out now.
– Jensen Karp (@JensenKarp) March 22, 2021
If you have not heard of cinnamon yet, you are lucky. Unfortunately, for reference purposes we have to give you a primer on the situation so that you can brace yourself. Jensen Karp set the internet on fire a few days ago, when he tweeted pictures of what looked like a prawn’s tail. . . Which she found mixed with her cinnamon toast crunch.
Carp’s post began with General Mills – General Post – the company behind the Singham Toast Crunch. The reactions of General Mills impressed him greatly, as the children these days want to say. The company tried to explain to the carp that all it got was just “an accumulation of cinnamon sugar that sometimes occurs when the ingredients are not well mixed.”
No, man. They are shrimp tails. Anyone looking at the photos posted by Jensen Karp can tell you. Karp thought so too, and since General Mills was not too keen on the truth, he decided that he would look into the matter on his own – especially once he found more strange stuff inside a cinnamon box crunch box. Some of it was too gross for him, so his wife had to help him.
I usually wait to eat shrimp for lunch. 4 https://t.co/cUT7hLFgfg
– Daniel Fisher Carp (@daniellefishel) March 22, 2021
It is around that time that some people started to catch on to the fact that Jensen Karp is married to Daniel Fishel, even though they never named her. Fishel played a role in the fan-favorite Topanga Boy Meets World And its final sequel series The girl meets the world. Everyone loves Topanga, and finding Jensen Karp’s Daniel Fishel’s husband suddenly makes him an even more sympathetic figure.
So how did Topanga himself react to the Cinnamon Crunch crisis? Although Daniel Fischel has not been vocal about her husband’s situation, she has tweeted several times to express her heartbreak and disappointment with General Mills. And as we said, Jensen Karp revealed that he enlisted his wife to help him dig through his cereal box when things got too hardcore for him.
Further examination of their cinnamon toast crunch boxes (the couple had purchased a family pack) revealed dark spots in several pieces of cereal. Daniel Fishel and Jensen Karp also discovered what a dental floss looked like in one of the boxes. Basically, if you don’t stop the cinnamon toast crunch by now, you are fearless, my friend.
UPDATE: My wife is stronger than me and checked the other bags in the family pack. This includes a tapped sounds (!)… pic.twitter.com/yKPkpx7PWq
– Jensen Karp (@JensenKarp) March 23, 2021
It is not over
General Mills actually offered to take the contaminated grain from Jensen Karp’s hands and give him a free replacement. Karp called her attempts at “gaslighting”, refusing to part with cinnamon toast crunch boxes and instead began to look into scientific evidence that her grain content was toxic.
With this in mind, Carp has sent pieces of grain with black spots to the California poison control system to be analyzed. The running theory is that the dark spots rat is cooked in the grain. The alleged shrimp tails, on the other hand, are going to be analyzed by a carcinologist to try to identify their origin. That’s right, jensen carp is full CSI In this case.
At its end, General Mills went much further than claiming that they are investigating the matter and assuring the public that there is no way that all the gross goods came from their facilities. Okay, sure, but “an accumulation of cinnamon sugar,” really?
I found out that me and my wife were not on your bingo card.
– Jensen Karp (@JensenKarp) March 24, 2021
Not just husband
Let’s give Jensen Karp her reason. The man is not just Daniel Fischel’s husband, and he is definitely more than just a “cinnamon toast crunch man”. Karp has a career as a writer and comedian, and is known for hosting several podcasts, including Promotional men And Get up to.
Karp’s most recent project actually includes Daniel Fischel, although the pair co-hosted the podcast Thing is not cheap. In it, the couple analyzes cameo accounts of celebrities. We are assuming that they will dedicate some pod-time in the upcoming episode to Shrink Tails and Cinnamon Toast Crunch.